About Mouthy Mother

Hey there — I’m Janine, the Mouthy Mother behind the brand.

I’m a proud mom to four amazing humans and proud pack leader to three ridiculously cute (and slightly feral) Mastiffs. After years in the corporate grind and a recent plot twist that included getting remarried and starting life fresh at 55 (which I like to call the new 35, but with better stories), I decided it was finally time to bet on me.

My kids — never ones to sugarcoat — told me I should put my sassy mouth to good use. They were right.

So what is Mouthy Mother?

It’s attitude. It’s humor. It’s honesty with a side of sarcasm.

Mouthy Mother is a place where you can express yourself boldly — without even opening your mouth. Whether you're exhausted, unfiltered, or just not in the mood to sugarcoat things for the world, we've got something that says it for you.

From statement apparel to cheeky gifts, everything I create is designed to celebrate the messy, magical, and mouthy moments of real life.

Why I do this:

Because starting over isn’t just possible — it’s powerful.
Because moms aren’t just caretakers — we’re creators, too.
Because sometimes, the loudest statement is printed on your chest, not shouted from your lips.

If you're here for the sass, the humor, or the reminder that you're not alone in this wild, wonderful life — welcome. You’ve found your people.

Thanks for being here. Now let’s be mouthy together.

– Janine
Mouthy Mother Founder, Professional Sass Distributor, and Chaos Coordinator